1. It’s 2am. There won’t be a line at Garrett’s.
2. I’ve never had deep dish pizza.
3.
There’s 2 feet of snow and a lawn chair at the
curb. I wonder why?
4.
Freeway.
5.
Let’s take the 90. Unlike our friends in the
West, we’re on a last name basis with our expressways.
6.
Yes, I’d love to spend the day on Michigan
Avenue!
7.
Want to get Superdawg? I can just run in and
pick it up. Why sit in the car?
8.
I don’t own a North Face.
9.
Who’s Billy Dec?
10.
Let’s grab lunch at Taste of Chicago. It’ll be
fun.
11.
What windchill?
12.
I never put on weight in the winter.
13.
Wait til next year? Nah. We’re goin’ all the way
THIS year!
14.
I sure wish I could find a Starbucks.
15.
Jay Cutler totally deserved that contract.
16.
Michael who?
17.
I’ve never dated a guy with a beard.
18.
What do you mean “The Mob?”
19.
The Dan Ryan? Easiest way to get around the
city.
20.
Earthquake!
