1. It’s 2am. There won’t be a line at Garrett’s.
2. I’ve never had deep dish pizza.
3. There’s 2 feet of snow and a lawn chair at the curb. I wonder why?
5. Let’s take the 90. Unlike our friends in the West, we’re on a last name basis with our expressways.
6. Yes, I’d love to spend the day on Michigan Avenue!
7. Want to get Superdawg? I can just run in and pick it up. Why sit in the car?
8. I don’t own a North Face.
9. Who’s Billy Dec?
10. Let’s grab lunch at Taste of Chicago. It’ll be fun.
11. What windchill?
12. I never put on weight in the winter.
13. Wait til next year? Nah. We’re goin’ all the way THIS year!
14. I sure wish I could find a Starbucks.
15. Jay Cutler totally deserved that contract.
16. Michael who?
17. I’ve never dated a guy with a beard.
18. What do you mean “The Mob?”
19. The Dan Ryan? Easiest way to get around the city.